Archive for May, 2010


7:14

And after a week of 0 views, I post a song. Come on people.

I’m so sick of this little town
Tired of tractors slowin’ me down
I pass a fruit stand on the corner
Now entering, now leaving downtown
And I know that something just isn’t right
It always keeps me awake at night
A single visit so long ago
Where I lost the past, found who I am
where my dreams began

Back to california
Back to the place that is my own
Back to california
Back to where I belong
Back to where I belong

I’ll just bring my guitar
And a suitcase full of my dreams
It’s crazy, I’m throwing all I know away
But intuition’s never been wrong before
I think that I will run away
Got a chance to make my great escape
the life I know, I’m gonna leave it behind
I don’t want a chance at a normal life
Gotta make it now cause this one’s mine
My flight departs at 7:14

Back to california
Back to the place I call my home
Back to california
Back to where i belong
Back to where I belong

[SCAT! :D ]

Back to California [etc.]

The end.

For the Love of Horses

Cliche much?

It’s safe to say I love my sport. I love the feeling of flying over a three foot fence on the back of a half ton animal. I love the smell of barns. It’s warm and inviting. I’m 17 and my left knee is totally busted up. Why? Because you get on a horse by putting your left foot in the stirrup and pulling yourself up. And riding is worth the god awful grinding noise my knee makes.

I love the connection between horse and rider. It’s like avatar, where they have that whassi’cal’d connection with the creature. But riding horses is way better than that because no hair engulfed tentacle is necessary.

For instance, take driving a car. It’s a machine. You screw up and you end up in a ditch/inside another car. Riding is slightly more idiot proofed. You forget to turn when you’re headed straight for a fence and the horse turns.

Off topic there. Connection. Right. I love the feeling of working together as one. I’ve developed connections with some horses, and I can tell when the connection isn’t there. We feed off each other. If I’m nervous, the horse picks up on it. If the horse is nervous or something’s off, I know.

Ah, happy thoughts.

Frei’s little add in: Pfah I haven’t posted in forever. I’ve become consumed in obsessions about my collegiate future. Anyway, here’s the next installment. The story’s pretty bland thus far but it improves. Trust me. Well, try to.

We got out of the car and jogged to the door through the rain. Mom rang the bell and immediately Blue, my grandparents’ shih tzu began barking excitedly. Blue was one of the few non-farm dogs ever to arrive at the shelter he was adopted from. Renée came to open the door, and Blue rushed out to greet me. He bounced up and down around my feet and the white and grey shih tzu finally calmed himself enough to sit up on his hind legs and look at me expectantly. I picked up the gleeful little dog as Renée greeted us.

“Mary! Rose! Oh it’s been so long since I’ve seen you. Rose you’ve grown so much! I swear you were a foot shorter the last time I saw you.”

Who would’ve thought. I’d grown four inches since I started high school and last saw Renée, but still measured in at a whopping 5’ 3’’. I put on a smile, “Yeah it’s been a while hasn’t it.”
“It looks like Mr. Blue remembers you though.”

The dog’s name is Blue, but Renée just has to call him Mr. Blue. It’s very strange in my opinion, and I don’t think she should go around renaming other people’s dogs. “He sure does.” We walked into the living room where Grandma Ana and Grandpa Jim were watching TV.

Mom started, “Oh Mom, Dad! It’s been so long since I’ve seen you both! I’ve missed you so much!”

What a load of crap. My mother couldn’t wait to get back to Silverburg, if getting her flight at 7:35 AM was any indicator; she’d have to leave at 4:30 in the morning. She couldn’t go a day without complaining about having to pay for Renée to take care of her parents. Not like we couldn’t afford it. But sending me away for a while and not having to pay was the perfect solution in her eyes. My mother hugged each of her parents in turn, who had just gotten up from the couch in the living room at the entrance of the house.

“Rose,” Grandma Ana said, “I’m so excited you’re going to be here the whole summer. We hardly get to see you anymore, right Grandpa?”

“Oh yes, Rose,” he said, “It’ll be so nice to spend time with you.”

I wasn’t heartless, I was going to like seeing my grandparents, but the whole summer was a bit excessive. “I’ve missed you both so much.” That was truth. The last time I had seen them was at Christmas two years ago, when Dad thought Mom would like seeing her parents for Christmas and drove them to Silverburg. Mom was surprised alright, but not how Dad intended.
After all of the greetings were finished, we all went to the table for dinner. Renée had made homemade lasagna, which was really quite good. Overall the meal was quite enjoyable, save my mother’s clenching of the table every time she felt her phone vibrate. She wouldn’t ever dare to turn the almighty phone off. She rocketed away from the table as I helped Renée clean up the dishes. Then Renée had to help me bring in my two suitcases as my mother was on the phone for a solid hour. Renée showed me my room, which I vaguely remembered staying in long ago. Over the past few weeks we had started mailing some more clothes and other items here that wouldn’t fit on the plane. The first of the packages was waiting in the room, which was also my most anticipated. I quickly opened it to find my small practice amp, which only had a six inch speaker, along with my distortion pedal, a capo, a guitar stand, and a mass of cables. Of course, I had no strings. Maybe I could go all summer without breaking one, but I tended to break them a lot.

My first priority or course was Gloria, and I removed her from her imprisonment in the case and gently placed her on the stand. Next I started unpacking some of my clothes and began putting them in the drawers of the dresser. As for shoes, I only had the Sperry’s on my feet. I had put several pairs of other shoes in another package which would arrive shortly. In addition, I had included pillows, posters, and any other atmospheric enhancements I could think of in package number three. A final fourth package contained more clothes.

I of course had my other priorities. I sacrificed several shirts in order to nestle my iPod speakers in the suitcase. With my music, I could escape anything. I took my laptop from its case and laid it on the dresser; I’d have to survive without a desk. My next project would have to be moving some of the furniture to make it seem more like home, if anything could be done. I would’ve started right then if Renée hadn’t called me to give me a general guide of all that needed to be done around the house.

My Rap Bad

I fear my taste in music is deteriorating.  I’ve become slave to the sounds of Top 40.

Or so I thought.

I started listening to the lyrics of some of today’s songs, specifically rap.  I listen to them as a joke.  Take Carryout for example. Timbaland and Justin Timberlake spend a near four minutes comparing a girl’s body to carryout food. But today’s post focuses on a song I find particularly amusing. My Chick Bad. I thought I’d do a lyrical analysis to note this example of rap-related nonsensity.

My, chick bad, my chick hood
My chick do stuff that yo’ chick wish she could

Okay.  Sounds like Ludacris is comparing cars or something but I’ll go with it.

All white top, all white belt and all white jeans
Body lookin’ like milk

Wait what?!  Because it’s every woman’s dream to be compared to milk.

Comin’ out swingin’ like Tiger Woods’ wife

Pfah that line’s actually pretty good.  However I’ll refrain from going through the rest of the second verse.  You can look up the lyrics if you want to know that badly.

Trash talk to ‘em, then I put ‘em in a Hefty!

Okay, this line’s pretty good too.

The mental asylum lookin’ for me

This doesn’t surprise me at all.

My, my chick bad, better, better than yours

My, my chick bad, better, better than yours

My, my chick bad, better, better than yours

My, my chick bad, better, better than yours

OKAY I GET IT ALREADY.

And when we all alone I might just tip her
She slides down da pole like a certified stripper

Err… I wasn’t aware you needed a certification to be a stripper.  I suppose this is an attempt to end the song on some kind of note… No, I have no idea what the point is actually.

And that (w)raps it up. Pun intended.

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